Pros and Cons of Sunday

Pros:

• Don’t have to work
• Could conceivably lay in bed all day
• Brunch
• Football
• Can see your friends
• Might wake up in bed with a hottie

Cons:

• Feel vaguely suicidal re: come down from alcohol (dopamine), drugs, boy attention, etc
• Feel guilty for not going to church
• Realize you wasted your weekend being drunk/dumb/stupid
• Have to work tomorrow so feel an awful sense of foreboding for hours on end
• Got too drunk last night/at brunch today to accomplish all the productive things you were hoping for
• Gotta go to sleep early
• In most shitty ass states you can’t buy booze (what in the fuck ferreal guvment)
• Hottie might want a ride someplace and/or for you to buy him coffee/breakfast/etc