You Want Sex, Right? This seems to be the predominate cultural stereotype of men. They want sex. It’s the glue that holds the whole gender together. At least that’s what they tell you. In real life, it seems like guys are more interested in video games, or being dumb or weird or something. Like, you can give it away for free and a guy won’t want to bother because its work or something.
Video Games. Seriously, what? You know you’re alive for a short amount of time, right?
Not Wanting a Relationship. I guess I don’t understand. Relationships are basically regular sex plus additional benefits like emotional support, stability, and companionship. Sounds awful.
Ed Hardy. Really? There is no possible way to see you other than ‘insecure’ and ‘trying too hard.’
Only Having Female Friends. This is a huge turnoff. I just wonder what’s wrong with you if you can’t get along with other guys. I know girls who only hang out with dudes because ‘girls are drama’ and it is 100% always the case that those girls are dramatic bitches so what’s your excuse?
Nerdy Guys who Hate Women. Sorry, but stop. Seriously, stop.
Shaving Your Chest. Gross stuble vs. sexy manly hair. Ok….
Not Wanting to Date Me. You’re retarded.
Not Having Game. Girls are basically all the same. You act like you are the shit and tell them what they want. It’s hot, it’s even romantic, watch The Notebook and take a few notes. It really is that easy.