PhiLOLZophy: What’s In Your Bag?

So we have wanted to write something for awhile called, like, “How Effing Different We Are OMG” but that seemed kinda self-congratulatory and needless. But for real, we think it’s both funny and kind of enlightening to know that the two of us really are vastly different. We have different interests, different styles, different behaviors, different preferences, and though we’re kind of joined at the hip we rarely do the same thing on Saturday nights. For real.This weekend I was reading a mommy blog (I know… I can’t help it) that was one of those trite “what’s in my bag” things so I decided it could be funny and telling to show the difference between us based on the contents of our purses. 

Here ya go:

Purse 1:

Things of note:

• blush brush
• two lipglosses
• mascara duo
• hot pink iPhone
• hot pink camera
• earphones
• free cover at some bro bar
• Ativan
• gel pens
• tanning goggles
• Betsy Johnson wallet
• current read: High Fidelity
• notebook (for writing 1G blogs)

Things of note:

• basic black wallet purchased at Target
• cash
• change
• VIP button from when I covered a fashion show for a local arts publication and then I met my last boyfriend while still mistakenly wearing it and felt like a huge douchebag/worried maybe that’s actually why he liked me
• two lighters (gotta make sure you’re covered)
• USB drive (nerd)
• Delta airlines complimentary chapstick (given by ex-boyfriend who said my lips are always “disgustingly chapped” or something)
• car key (VW love amirite *kill me*)
• safety pin cuz I’m practical
• leopard head ring cuz I’m a cool bitch