Things TV is Incapable of Properly Depicting

high people

drunk people

realistic homosexual/non-traditional relationships

women who respect themselves

women who are pretty without makeup on

reality starlets on dating shows who defy societal norms regarding relationships

men in a happy marriage who aren’t entirely dominant or submissive

people who are smart but also have social wherewithal

well-rounded jocks who are actually good at sports

times Tyra Banks gives someone advice while earnestly hoping she succeeds

teachers who are happy with their profession/generally stable human beings

ugly statutory rapists