drink every time someone talks about the “right reasons” for being on the show
drink every time wine is served
drink every time a helicopter is shown
drink every time the bachelorette’s daughter is mentioned
drink every time the bachelorette’s dead ex-fiance is mentioned
drink every time you can’t differentiate between the former two characters (they have the same name, it’s tough)
drink every time the ocean is shown
drink every time chris harrison makes you want to barf
drink every time the date obviously makes both parties really uncomfortable
drink every time the bachelorette says something misogynist