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Your Disappointment is Your Responsibility
One of the biggest things I learned this year was from following Deepak Chopra on twitter. Someone tweeted at him that they were disappointed about a stance he took or how he responded to someone. ...
Why Do You Like People Who Are Laid Back?
Do you know what laid back means? It means you don’t care enough to have a real opinion. You could be happy with any number of outcomes. How can you get a boner for someone ...
Does Everything Happen For a Reason? LOL No.
I am having a jenga day. A jenga day is where you look at your own life and realize how fragile it is. When something bad happens to you it’s pretty easy to put a ...
A Guide to Whether Someone is Obsessed With You or if You Are Just a Narcissistic Asshole
Did you somewhat recently start dating their ex or befriend their best friend? Have you had more than one “stalkers” in the past? Do you frequently describe men as “creepy” or girls as “crazy”? Is ...
How to Be an Asshole
Push people away. What you have to understand about assholes is that they are scared as fuck baby bitches. What other kind of person views the opportunity cost of not having to be vulnerable vs. ...
Being Pissed at Victoria’s Secret is Bullshit
I was listening to the radio this morning and the DJ was arguing with parents about this obviously fake rumor that Victoria’s Secret is going to market a new line of bras and underwear to ...
Give Me Some F-ing Closure, Asshole
Hi Dickface: Do you remember when I asked you if you thought you were a good person and you said yes, that you try to do the right thing? Ok cool. Please point me to ...