Philolzophy

Huge Dumbasses

How to Reduce Your Argument to Such Drivel that it’s Defensible Based Purely on the Fact that it’s so Meaningless

Anyone who knows me well knows I’m incredibly sick of irony. Someday I will clearly articulate my thoughts but until then I’m interested in reading whatever anyone has to say on the subject. When I ...

Mar, 10

When People Ask Me Not To Write About Them

Having a public blog that people read is a weird animal. There are a couple reasons we do it an it’s important to us: 1) it helps us work out what we are going through ...

Jan, 15

What’s Wrong with Drama?

A good friend recently told me he was done with relationships because they’re too stressful and taxing. His new plan is to sleep with people on an ongoing basis but without formally dating because it ...

Dec, 04

Boys: I Really Don’t Care About Your Opinion

Something I get kind of overly “angry feminist” about is when people tell me their unsolicited opinions about my life. Like, the 911 guys came to my house earlier this year and after the emergency ...

Nov, 13

Chris Brown & Calvinism (or, more reasons breezy’s a dumbass)

“You are the fans, sit back and watch. That’s all you’re doing anyway.” -Chris Brown I was listening to this Chris Brown interview this morning and couldn’t get over how he was talking. It’s gotta ...

Nov, 12

Your ‘Year of Living Biblically’ Sucks Balls

If you haven’t seen this histrionic bizzatch around the internet yet, Rachel Held Evans is a blogger who wanted a book deal for doing something zany so she decided to “live biblically for a year.” ...

Oct, 24

Maybe It’s Not Okay to be a Diva?

When we blogged about our faux PhiLOLZophy rider, it was actually really difficult to come up with things. We’re satisfied to sit on the floor wrapped in a down comforter and play with a deck ...

Oct, 19

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