Meeting Someone You Only Know From the Internet

(Where we drove around for three hours talking about the meaning of life) I know you probably shouldn’t get into cars with people you only know from the internet. I have read about every missing ...

Ten Unpleasant Uses of #YOLO

Things to Do While the Internet is Down at Work

Use your cell phone to Google your antidepressant and find out how many people of your age and demographic killed themselves while on it. Consult your mobile web browser history and read the bottom tier ...

The Different Types of People I Hate on Facebook

Girls with wedding pictures as their profile pictures. You got married three years ago. Sorry nothing else of consequence has happened since then. The guy who could be hot but his hair is holding him ...

Stop Trying to Make ______ Happen, It’s Never Going to Happen!

naming your baby Sophia Pinterest Setting every movie/TV show in New York City Mitt Romney Ann Romney Labradoodles Fashion Star Your baby’s acting career Madonna’s comeback while she still hasn’t addressed her Golem arms Alec ...

The Pros and Cons of GChat

A lot of times at the end of a relationship you get into that really weird place where you finally feel comfortable saying exactly what you think to the person and yet it’s too late ...

How Not to Make The World Better

Raise awareness. Lots of it. Create a viral meme that points to an outrageous but oversimplified issue. Ask people to RT you and tell their friends. Don’t have a specific call to action. Continue to ...