Philolzophy

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A Blog About My Eating Disorder

It’s National Eating Disorder Awareness Week so it feels like the appropriate time to talk about why I’ve been on vacation from this blog for the last month. I dunno. The bulk of it is ...

Feb, 25

Lesser Known Anxiety Cures

1. Actually Taking Your Medicine. I take a daily medicine for anxiety and like 5 other vitamins (fish oil, multi, magnesium, D, B) that I believe help with anxiety and/or my general health. Unfortunately all ...

Dec, 11

Teaching an Adult the Art of Confession

Teaching an adult about confession is like teaching a lil tween about their naked body. It’s embarrassing and they assume they are too old to be taught this kind of thing. But they are curious ...

Sep, 07

The Real World Drinking Game

Tonight is the third episode of the new series of the Real World. Seems like this season can’t be differentiated from any other season in the last 10 cycles except maybe there are no gay ...

Jul, 12

The Bachelorette Drinking Game

drink every time someone talks about the “right reasons” for being on the show drink every time wine is served drink every time a helicopter is shown drink every time the bachelorette’s daughter is mentioned ...

Jun, 18

Our Philolzophy Rider

LMFAO was in town last week and apparently they couldn’t get on the stage on time because they were waiting for someone to fulfill their rider and bring them 20 tequila shots on a silver ...

May, 30

The Pros and Cons of Barfing

I guess the Pop Serial rager was kind of successful because we are driving back to Minnesota and at least 50% of the people in this car have puked so far this morning leading to ...

Mar, 05

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