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Moral Wastelands
Existential Crisis, 4am
What if you got all the things you want in life? Like, what if I woke up tomorrow and I lived in an immaculate beach chic condo overlooking the river downtown and overnight had ...
I Spent Saturday Night in the ER, Had an Existential Crisis
I woke up on Saturday morning with a painfully glued shut eye. By the end of the day it hurt so bad I couldn’t stand it so I decided to go to Urgent Care. I ...
Poppy Harlow and Candy Crowley Make Me Proud of America
By reading this you are demonstrating your ability to read things on the internet so I am sure you’ve already heard of these ladies but to briefly summarize for the children of the future who ...
Celibacy and Reason
This girl we actually both really adore from college put this article on her Facebook today: Waiting till the wedding night – getting married the right way Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/09/14/staying-celibate-before-marriage-was-best-thing-ive-ever-done/?fb_action_ids=10100257454007539&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210100257454007539%22%3A419195821476212%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210100257454007539%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=[]#ixzz2967JdNsf As foreign as it seems ...
I’m Sorry I Don’t Care About Your Baby
This headline is not sarcastic… I’m legitimately sorry. I want to care about your baby. For your sake and my sake I want to not feel sick to my stomach when I see pictures of ...
The Pros and Cons of Barfing
I guess the Pop Serial rager was kind of successful because we are driving back to Minnesota and at least 50% of the people in this car have puked so far this morning leading to ...
Other Laws Virginia Might Want to Pass Now That Women Are Required to Get an Ultrasound Before an Abortion
Before putting on a condom you must apologize out loud to your sperm. After making a haircut appointment you must wait a mandatory minimum ten day period during which you are required to ask at ...