Philolzophy

Things We Learned from TV

Election Thoughts

  1. Campaign Ads. This is America and people love to be entertained. HOW are campaign ads so awful to watch? Did you see all the people complaining that they missed Grey’s Anatomy cause of ...

Nov, 07

What if You Don’t Marry The Girl You Have Awesome Sex With?

 Let me toss out a scenario and then we are all going to sit around and think about how fucked up it is: Earlier I was having some hawt, na$ty sex with my new ...

Oct, 02

Truth Bombs No One Likes to Hear

You have negative experiences because you are a negative person. Recently I read in a local publication a story about how the writer had terrible customer service at a store a friend of mine happens ...

Aug, 27

The Real World Drinking Game

Tonight is the third episode of the new series of the Real World. Seems like this season can’t be differentiated from any other season in the last 10 cycles except maybe there are no gay ...

Jul, 12

The Bachelorette Drinking Game

drink every time someone talks about the “right reasons” for being on the show drink every time wine is served drink every time a helicopter is shown drink every time the bachelorette’s daughter is mentioned ...

Jun, 18

Things TV is Incapable of Properly Depicting

high people drunk people realistic homosexual/non-traditional relationships women who respect themselves women who are pretty without makeup on reality starlets on dating shows who defy societal norms regarding relationships men in a happy marriage who ...

May, 23

The Bachelorette Recap: A Minivan Full of Babies

Hi Babes. My girl bros follow The Bachelorette like dudes follow MMA: it’s a social event with lots of drinking and yelling things at the TV. So, we are going to try really hard not ...

May, 15

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